Was your daughter always this much trouble?

Corinne: I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Billy: A cunt?
Corinne: Exactly.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains has some great moments, but, like the Sleaze Sisters in Times Square, their following is a zombie cult. Thanks for recognizing how powerful a role model can be in our lives and how important they are, but hypothetically speaking, these bands' fans don't look up to them for their rad eye makeup. They look up to them because they represent girls who aren't afraid to think for themselves.







Then again, maybe they're just trying to remind us that the sisterhood is powerful.